The Week Goose Became A Superhero

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Goose’s Corner: The Superhero We Didn’t Ask For

The Day Goose Became a Superhero (Sort Of)

There are dogs…

and then there’s Goose.

And this week, Goose decided he was no longer just a dog.

Nope.

He is now apparently… a superhero.

The Scene

I walked outside and immediately knew something was off.

You know that feeling when it’s just a little too quiet?

Yeah… that.

And then I saw him.

The Moment

Goose had somehow managed to grab the rug off the back patio…

…and was running full speed across the yard with it.

I mean FULL SPEED.

The Visual (because you need this in your life)

Picture this:

• ears flying
• legs going in every direction
• a whole patio rug trailing behind him

👉 like a full-on cape

I’m not exaggerating when I say…

He looked like:

🦸‍♂️ Super Goose — Protector of Nothing, Destroyer of Rugs

My Reaction

At first I just stood there.

Because honestly… what do you even do in that moment?

Do you:

• chase him?
• yell his name?
• grab your phone because this is content? 😂

What Actually Happened

I tried calling him.

He looked at me like:

“You don’t understand… I have important superhero business.”

And kept going.

The Aftermath

The rug?

Not okay.

Goose?

Very proud of himself.

Me?

Standing there wondering how my life turned into this 😅

Final Thoughts

Living with Goose means accepting that:

• nothing is safe
• everything is a game
• and at any moment…he may become a superhero again